Top Five Statement/Question that Could Have Prompted or Followed the Gesture Below, on the Right

5. "Finally and most fiendish in difficulty, to receive your Ph.D. in miming, show us two Fuji apples. Wa ha ha ha ha."

4. "You're right, that the more teats we milk at once, the more money we can ultimately make. I'm glad we hired you on this dairy farm, Robert."

3. "So, to recap, how many beige sweater vests do you own?"

2 . "There's no way I'm going to let you hold the world hostage with your diabolical nuclear plasmobeams. Its too much power for one man!!!"

1. "This would be such a huge upset. I wish someone would raise the roof to encourage our team."

Two pictures

The photographic art's great gift to the world was its ability to stare into men's souls, seared into silver halide.

Today, we bring you two pictures that allow you to do just that. Click, and stare into the eyes of these men, if you can.