Monday, August 27, 2007

Cherished Myths About San Francisco, Suplexed By Reality

Some early surprises.

1. Relative Dearth of Rice-A-Roni and Other -A-Roni Products

2. Cable Cars Not Most Popular Form of Public Transportation

3. Hippy and Gay Populations Don't Try to Make You a Hippy or Gay, Respectively; Intention of Gay Hippies Unknown

4. Sean Connery is a Dirty Scottish Liar: Winners Whine About Doing Their Best and Losers Go Home and Fuck the Prom Queen?!

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