Bears, the hippos of terra firma, have struck again. A Serbian man was stripped naked and eaten by bears at the Belgrade Zoo's annual beer festival, which apparently conflicted with the bears' annual human eating festival at the same location. The bears "reacted angrily" to zookeeper attempts to retrieve the body; they were already incensed that beer festival-goers enjoyed a world-class selection of beers light and dark, while the goods at their, concurrent, festival were limited to beer-fed and hirsute Slavs.
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Assume that the man had a couple massages in his lifetime and you have "Kobe Serb."
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