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Monday, July 30, 2007

Die, motherfucker, die!


According to an article I just read, tank crewmen in the American armed forces are trained to say "Die, motherfucker, die!" under their breath when firing the tank's machine guns. Apparently, the time it takes to say this phrase approximates the time it takes the gun to fire the prescribed 8-10 round dosage of hot leaden death. Never has something been so simultaneously disturbing and awesome.
Posted by Ben at 12:57 PM

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