Jon Berke is a lot like John Smoltz, only he's not as good at pitching, he has never publicly compared homosexuality to bestiality, and he has no need for an effeminate and pointless silent 'h' in his name. Also unlike Smoltz, he has the soul of a comedy writer and enough sarcasm to make Daria feel earnest. His new blog, drunkgirlsexyface, rules and hopefully he'll be writing for Horny Horny Hippos in the near future. Because lets face facts, the Cy Young is not gonna happen.
Friday, July 27, 2007
"What's Next, Marrying An Animal?"
Jon Berke is a lot like John Smoltz, only he's not as good at pitching, he has never publicly compared homosexuality to bestiality, and he has no need for an effeminate and pointless silent 'h' in his name. Also unlike Smoltz, he has the soul of a comedy writer and enough sarcasm to make Daria feel earnest. His new blog, drunkgirlsexyface, rules and hopefully he'll be writing for Horny Horny Hippos in the near future. Because lets face facts, the Cy Young is not gonna happen.
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