Hippobole

But Joe...the Strokes are the greatest rock band alive..I mean....just look at them...they smoke. During photoshoots!

Also, I hear that Alex used to bulls-eye rhetorical womprats in his T-16 back home, and they're not much bigger than two meters. So lets cut him some slack.

As to Princess Leia being a whore and a liar, lets take a look at the cover of "The Courtship of Princess Leia," shall we?

Get a load of those bedroom eyes! Those lasciviously parted Alderaanian lips! The heaving decotellage of interstellar lust! We've been had! Swindled! Her Hussifullness has played us both for fools! Now I know how Lando felt when he lost the Falcon to Han in a Sabacc game--except instead of missing the ability to go point-five past light speed, I'll miss using her cinnamon-buns as fellatial handlebars.